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fairfield county: fits a wide variety of people
1. poverty in the seven fo oh, white kids actin ghetto, tons of drugs = Lancaster
2. for HICKS in poverty, the smalltown version of Lancaster = Bloom Carrol
3. if you want to be looked down apon no matter who you are (even if your a billionaire). = Pickerington
4. You got money, you got smalltown, and you got dumb jocks... (smalltown version of Pickerington,) = Canal Winchester
Liberty Union, Berne Union, Fairfield Union...... no one cares, UNION
the worst place in ohio
person one: whats fairfield county, ohio like?
person two: well, do you like poverty or stuck up bitches?
person one: uhm....... neither...........
person two: hell, i'd rather go get shot in Cleveland.
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Better than kentucky what is KFC? ofc is run by jake paul
#ofc #jakepauler
Do you want to go to ohio fried chicken
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One of Jake Paul's greatest (s)hits, featuring Chance Sutton and Anthony Trujillo.
Jake Paul
Merch link in bio
Ohio Fried Chicken bitch
We made this in one day
Tricky Rick
Bobby Slick
Ohio boys
Let's hit it
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
Kentucky can't compete
OFC yee yeet
Sweep you off yo feet
Please look up to me
We'll tell you what to do
Tenders the move
Getcha self some sauce
Yeah you a boss
OFC that's how we're livin'
Come around town you'll find me sittin'
Your pretty girl with no care
No problem in the world not even her hair
I think I found what I finally need
Chicken and a girl that's nice and thicken
Slow it down or speed it up
I'm makin' my way to Ohio fried chicken
Bitch
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
They said I wouldn't make it
Now my chicken's naked
And my truck is lifted
Shout out to ma n' pops
I got my piggy
I got my goat
But I still need a little boat
I wanna make
My family proud
I just wanna sell out a crowd
I need a girl
Who's down to ride
Workin' all day that's that Ohio pride
Honkey donk
Tonkey tonk
Ohio Fried Chicken
Is what it's called
I got my truck
My overalls
Just me and my boys makin' fried chicken y'all
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A fan base of blowhard, egotistical, elitist children stuck following a team in their shit-hole state because there’s nothing else for them to live for; The Cleveland Browns suck, the Cleveland Indians suck, the Cleveland Cavaliers suck, and the last time the Buckeyes won anything remotely resembling a legitimate championship was, to the best of my recollection, about 800 years ago under some senile old bastard named Woody Hayes.
Then along comes the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. Sure, the Buckeye's QB Craig Krenzel was only 7-of-21, for 122 yards, with no touchdowns and two interceptions, but the Buckeyes had a secret weapon in the form of an incompetent ref by the name of Terry Porter. You see, Porter's blatantly obvious blunder snatched victory from the legitimate champion Miami Hurricanes and instead gift-wrapped the outcome for the Buckeyes. Unfortunately Porter's blown call against the Hurricanes has forever tainted the first Buckeye "title" (I'm even ashamed to call it that) in about 800 years.
Then, in the aftermath of this forever-tainted "title", hordes of long-deprived Buckeye fans streamed to NCAA message boards, repeatedly posting about how great Thee Ohio State University (Elitist, egotistical bastards anyone?) were during the 2002 season (even though the Buckeyes were incredibly fortunate not to lose 5 games during the season), and on top of that, posting about how there was absolutely no way that any team other than the Buckeyes would win the next 20 (or even more) championships while finding as may ways to “insult” the University of Michigan as they could despite every one they struggled to think of only came out to sound like one-way childish name calling.
In the midst of all of this comes the revelation that the Buckeye's star running back was, in all likelihood, academically ineligible to even play in the Fiesta Bowl. The NCAA is still trying to sort out the mess.
Childish, egotistical, unwanted… that’s Thee Ohio State University.
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A team that can't beat the Gators. Also know as Gatorbait. 41-14 explains a lot. Who would come up with a mascot of a nut?
Ohio State Buckeyes sure are Gatorbait
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A dinky little town in ohio that less than 3,000 people live in. The town has nothing good in it and is practically useless.
Guy 1: Remember how many people lived in New Bremen Ohio?
Guy 2: Yeah, practically nobody.
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Gay old men from Ohio who cry if they aren't watching their beloved football team. Rely on idiotically insulting fans from Michigan, who have been kicking their asses for the better part of 80 years.
That elderly gay man from the Ohio State Buckeyes is insulting someone from Michigan. Let's go beat his ass.
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