bake news

The status of one's eating options.

Ask the hostess for the bake news; is dinner ready, or should we order out?

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Bake and Flake

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.

I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.

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Baked McBride

Stoner girlfriend

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)

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Baking the Crib

Playing a friendly game of cribbage after smoking weed.

Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?" "Yeah man, I'm baking the crib with some friends.

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Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

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McSmack-baked

adjective

1. the highest level of highness one can achieve from smoking marijuana, either a smoker has never been this high before or they know that they can not get any higher

2. at a 10

Jabari: hows that gravity bong hitting?
Imad: I....Am...McSmack-baked

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