A man with huge cock and great in bed. And is hilarious but sometimes annoying. With his powerful voice he will make a good politician one day or religious speaker
a Parker tends to be very extroverted, but they're funny af and you can count on them to break the ice in awkward situations. they might be a bit of a twitter addict and bc of this they can be very opinionated on some things, but that just makes them a good debate partner too! they make a good romantic partner too, though behind their charisma they can be very insecure and worry a lot, so they need a lot of reassurance. overall a Parker is pretty great and you can trust them to be a good friend.
"dude they're such a parker!"
"yeah, ikr, we need to invite him to our next party"
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Parkers are usually very open with their feelings towards others, even if he doesn’t know them well. Parker is a generally funny guy and tries to make the best out of any situation. Parkers are very confident in themselves and always strives to be his best self. When Parkers fall for a girl, they fall HARD. Parkers are very loyal to their girlfriend and if you happen to have a Parker as your boyfriend, DONT LOSE HIM!
Damn Parker is so confident in himself. How did I get so lucky?
Someone who looks like a member of the Cooper family from the show Young Sheldon.
Person 1 "Shut up you're a nerd!"
Person 2 "You can't talk, you look like a Parker!"
Person 1 "FUCK YOU"
A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!