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you literally get aroused by shit. like actual shit. are you ok?
(also called Coprophilia)
Person 1: I have a poop kink!
Person 2: ok.
The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.
Don’t let mom find the poop cube!
1. Superfluous language.
Spare me the dissertation Vicky, I get your point...the rest is just poop in the typewriter.
When you take a selfie on the toilet while or after a poop
I just got a picture from tony on the toilet making a poop. He called it a poop selfie.
In How I Met Your Mother it is the phrase that Lily uses when she realizes that someone is lying or hiding something from her. The phrase is followed by the name of the person she is addressing.
A very rare and dangerous animal that can be found in parts of Brazil, Turkey, and South Dakota. This creatures shits can way upwards of 7000 pounds . Its poops are extremely deadly and so far has claimed 45 lives since they started keeping track back in 1979. If you every run into one of these monsters run as fast as you can but chances are you are going to have a poopie death.
"Holy shit run its a poop troll!"
"South Dakota has asked for goverment aid after a poop troll took a 10,000 pound shit on the capital building"
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You are in the bathroom to pee, and suddenly, and out of nowhere, like a phantom.. you have to poop. There was no previous sensation as if one had to defecate, it snuck in like flynn and out like a trout.
Last night at my families house, I was taking a nice long piss when suddenly I had a surprise poop
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