Post Up

To post up is to lean against a wall, table, refrigerator, countertop, and in some extreme cases holding on to the ceiling, or any other convenient surface so that you do not fall down after consuming massive amounts of alcohol. Not only does this allow for a misconception of exactly how drunk you are, but it also makes a viable applicant for the next game of beer pong.

Dude 1: "There ya go Verser, post up. Don't let em' know how drunk you are."
Dude 2: "Is Verser posted up on the ceiling? Jesus H. Christ he has got swag!"
Dude 3: "I got Verser next beer pong game!"

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Post-Grunge

Music for douchebags. Post-grunge is a broadly-defined genre, but in general it refers to excreable acts like Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Hoobastank, 3 Doors Down, Creed, Collective Soul, Silverchair, Candlebox, and Switchfoot. Because they all have essentially the same "singing" style, every post-grunge frontman is interchangeable, and every post-grunge song sounds exactly alike, no matter the band. Chord progressions are childlike in their simplicity, but it doesn't matter because the guitars are heavily distorted and the lead singer is often found making inhuman sounds into the mic. Post-grunge music can make 80s synth-pop look like Mozart by comparison, but somehow these groups continue to rake in cash hand over fist. Blame the douchebags who listen to this garbage, I guess.

Dude A: Post-grunge is awesome!
Dude B: You're a complete and utter douchebag.
Dude A (sadly): I know.

"It's Been Awhile"? Since what, you wrote a song that didn't suck balls?

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post slut

A woman or in a few cases men who have sex for post cereal.

"Anna is a post slut."

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post modern

incredibly shitty, awful, stupid, a complete waste of time

That movie was so post modern.

This coffee is really post modern.

I think post modern artwork is post modern.

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post a letter

1. to have sex
2. to fornicate

bone, hump, screw, doin it, Butter the muffin, funky the chicken, sweep the chimney

Man: Hi there!
Woman: Well, Hello.
Man: I hope this isn't too forward of me but would you like to come back to my place and "Post a letter"?
Woman: *gasp *SLAP!!

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post-boredomism

It describes the state of giddiness one achieves while waiting for a super boring event (such as - say - a graduation) to start.

While waiting for my appointment the DMV, I slipped into a state of post-boredomism and started laughing uncontrollably.

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anything post

A post or question of superficial nature, made or asked in a forum, with the intent of attracting a variety of unrelated random replies about 'anything' - ie humorous gifs, irrelevant trinkets of information, patently moronic statements or answers to a question that has not yet been asked.

"Anything post- I'm feeling down an need some cheering up. pls post something funny.

replies:

xxx: ur mother suck balls

xghys: IMG src="macro.gif"

sinl111r: my cat is chasing ghosts, how cute lol!

3xt3: it's fucking sunny.

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