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Yogurt Potted

This is a naturally occurring phenomenon that happens during intercourse. When a man is giving his finest sexual efforts and climaxes inside of his woman but with the women on top. You are then left in the situation where the seminal fluid is held inside the vagina with nothing but a penis stopping its gravitational exit onto your belly.

The moment at which the female "gets up offa that thing", the genitally enforced seal is released and the contents emptied all over your lower abdomen ... rather like the upturning of a freshly opened yogurt pot.

Man 1: Yo, how did you get on with her last night?

Man 2: yeh geez went really well, she rode me like sea biscuit but sadly got up too quickly and Yogurt Potted me hard.

Man 1: Sorry to hear that mate, should have gone for the flip and roll technique ...

by drummermanadam July 24, 2018


Pot broke

Pot broke is when you are out of weed

I'm pot broke, I got no more weed.

by Lilberts November 29, 2018


beat the pot

to make crack in a pot

"yo terry" jerome said "you tryna beat the pot wit me?"

by not tof July 30, 2022


pot lucky

When your high and you get lucky, aka having sex.

David was so pot lucky last night, he banged 3 chicks

by zztopphillips March 18, 2011


piss pot

to piss into a bottle of something and give it to someone you hate.

that fuck head skulled that piss pot like it coke

by Savage_Goats_FC March 20, 2019


Pot Basher

Often people from Wigan, very stupid and find banging pots together their main form of entertainment

"Fucking hell look at that pot basher"
"bet they're from Wigan"

by Kv0the September 28, 2020


potting somone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at fast speeds normally on a bend so that he/she loses control and goes off.

On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car on the first corner to set me up for the yellow.

by Ben Matthews March 30, 2005