Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

pumped down

When somebody excercises to build muscle, but instead loses weight in the proccess.

"OmG, I thaught little timmy started working out."
"He did, but he ended up getting pumped down."

Pounding and pumping

When the man is ejaculating but still feels horny and keeps screwing up her partner in the hole he's working up.

Lea: What's so special about your boy?

Kiara: My boy Karl is a champion in bed, he keeps pounding and pumping until he creampies me.

gooch pump

its the area between your balls and ass.. if you press on it at the right time during a gnarly pisser you get the perfect drip

i had to take steamy leaky and thank god i used the gooch pump or else i wouldve been all warmy in my pantalones

PP Pump

Pump around your PP

Hey, have you bought that Belle Delphine or Pokimane PP Pump yet?

Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.

After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy

Pump Fake

A slang term often used in the American ghettos to refer to the act of pretending to pull out a firearm in order to scare away aggressors, even if you don't actually have one.

"Devon was about to jump my ass so I had to pump fake and he ran like a bitch."
"lol your ass was dead thank god"

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