Q-tip farts

1. The act of Farting on a Q-tip, and examining it for poop
2. Putting a Q-Tip half way up your butt, and then then farting it out into your girl friends orafaces

1. Sheryls Q-tip farts told her that she needs more fiber in her diet.
2. Dear Diary, my girl and I tried Q-tip farts, and she farted it in mine, haven't seen it in 3 days...

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dj q-tip

deejay que tip is a gay rapper

hey dj q-tip

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q._anime_.p

the greatest TikTok creator of all time

q._anime_.p is the best.

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South Central Suzy-Q

After shooting your load into a hot black vagina you squeeze the lips together and watch the load come out of her pussy looking like a sideways view of the delicious Hostess snack cake.

"After watching the Clipper game last night I gave Shanikwah the South Central Suzy-Q."

u r a q t

you are a cutie

hey u r a q t

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Kleenex & Q-Tips

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

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b&q boob job

When you use zip ties (cable ties) on her tits or rope/string to give them a helping lift and make them look less empty and saggy

I'm going to have to give her a B&Q boob job so I keep my boner

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