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When you're irritated at a lot of small things and someone draws all of your anger to redirect at them like a lightning rod in a storm.
"I didn't mean to snap at you, you were just lightning rodding so hard."
"You're not upset with me, I'm just a lightning rod."
A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
When the male counterpart partakes in the act of using his rod and his definition of what he thinks is a safe speed at which to introduce the fiercest of throat fucks to his female partner.
Dude, I was throttle rodding Lucy’s throat for the very first time, and she gave me the signal for light speed after just a few strokes!
When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.
Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days
Besides its well-known meaning, "an automobile that has been rebuilt or modified to increase its speed and acceleration", "hot rod" also means a person who drives a really cool car but who is too ostentatious.
From "10 Things I Hate About You":
Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
When a person eats a spicy pepper and proceeds to suck another person's dick. The penis reacts with the peppers, making it red and blistered, hence the name hot rod
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a surprise Hot Rod, I forgot she ate hot wings that night.
my daddy, son, brother, boyfriend, and dog
I love Hot Rod so much he makes me feel joyus