rule 724

Twitch chat stabs you in the back whenever possible.

Streamer Dies
Twitch chat trolls
Stream gets mad
Chatter states: Rule 724

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Rule of Rabinowitz

The people-rule that when a person brings up a subject during a conversation, that person is obligated to share the story or subject in question.

Sally: Did you hear who got fired?
Joe: No, which teacher?
Sally: I really am not allowed to say...
Joe: Rule of Rabinowitz, you got no choice.
Sally: Aiight, it was Ms. Fish

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Rule 140

If it exists, it has a twitter account; This includes inanimate objects, pets, and general life forms that have no business communicating, let alone microblogging.

Fuck ya, my dog has a twitter account! Rule 140 man, Rule 140.

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Rule 91

If there is any kind of Anime or anything related to Anime there is at least one: Hentai, Yaoi or Yuri of it

Guy:1 Dude I swear I can find at least one Yaoi of Death Note
Guy:2 then you can say rule 91 applies to Death Note

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Rule 770

In every among us lobby at least one person sucks.

Yellow: how do I vent

Rule 770

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Rule 9002

If there's a rule, someone doesn't know it, will google it, will ask what it is, will be called a n00b, or will say that the person who cited it is a moron, idiot, or some other term of negativity.

Person 1: That pic is so Rule 34.
Person 2: what's Rule 34? (doesn't know, and asks what it is)
Person 1: If it exsists, there is porn of it.
Person 2: That's not true. I'll google it. (goes and googles it.)
Person 1: It is true, isn't it n00b.
Person2: jerk.

Rule 9002.

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rule 100

Rule 100: There are already so many rules that no one needs to make any more of them.

"Ah, but rule 2401."

"why is that there??? rule 100, damnit!!!"

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