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When you spoon with a REALLY old person
"During my time camping, I WAS rusty spooning my grandma"
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When you pick up a girl, ram her vagina, attempt to stick the small end of a euphonium mouth piece into her nipple, and continue to play on the mouth piece, representing her body as a euphonium.
Yea man I gave her a Rusty Euphonium.
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when a male lets out excrement into the females vagina
then stirring it up in a circulatory motion then slurping it out with a straw.
Stan- man! have you had fucking rusty frothwagon yet theyre great
Gary- dude my girlfriend said she was gunna try sumthing like that tonight!
Stan- EPIC BRAH!
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The act of taking a urn with someone’s ashes and each person from the group urinates in the urn. The first one to overflow has to drink from the urn creating the rusty lemonade.
Are you fellas up for a game of rusty lemonade?
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The shuffle you make to retrieve TP after realizing your out.
Dropped a load only to realize my GF used the last of the TP roll, had rusty shuffle for more.
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When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina
Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"
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The act of first inserting a pickle half-way into the anus, eating it up to the rim, and then sucking the rest of it into your mouth, savoring the juices.
I gave that bitch the rusty pickle
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