split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

Screen-er Syndrome

When a person(s) stare(s) at a screen no matter what is on it.

John: Hey Mike what are you watching?
Mike: Little House in the Prairie.
John: I didn't know you like Little House!
Mike: I don't. I just caught a case of Screen-er Syndrome.

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

Flat-screen T.V

What's left after someone opens a Carbonated-screen T.V and then just let's it sit there for a really long time without using it.

I prefer Carbonated-screen T.V's over Flat-screen T.V's.

blue screen

A green screen, but blue.

Should we use a green screen or a blue screen?

Screen-starer

peeps who are completely absorbed in what they're watchin'

hey mate, do you want a coke? I'm gonna to the bar....Yo! Listen to me, don't be a screen-starer!

screened up

having a flatscreen TV in every room

got a 62" for my living room, moved the 50" to the bedroom. Now I'm all screened up.