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TikTok Science

A recent study conducted by scientists in which they found out that the app TikTok shares 99.99% of its DNA with cancer.

Scientist 1: Aha!
Scientist 2: What is it?
Scientist 1: It appears that I have found that the popular app, TikTok, does indeed share 99.99% of its DNA with cancer! This is TikTok science!
Scientist 2: Well, it does make sense.

by Is butter a carb? August 3, 2020


Springwater Environmental Science School

lol

Springwater Environmental Science School is poop all the kids are werd

by Lucille the weird kid June 8, 2022


Science Arms

Skinny, typically pale arms, associated with nerdy unathletic folks. also see: Science Legs Re-submitted to replace "Science Arms (Legs)" with 2 separate definitions

No way those 4 nerds can pick up that VW Bug - - those science arms couldn't push it forward if it were in neutral... let alone lift it off the ground.

by Nice501s March 5, 2023


Brode Science

A phrase to describe commentary and "knowledge" about coding and tech that is completely unsupported by facts and evidence.

Newbie who can barely print Hello World - "Ruby is a dead language that no companies use."

Developer - "That is complete brode science. There are thousands of jobs for Ruby developers and so many large companies use rails for their backend."

by Pandawg August 13, 2021


science patna

more than just a partner in science, science patna is a friend to all. -

"hey, that courntey is a real science patna."

by Loannah May 13, 2009


mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 13, 2023


Fulton science academy

the nerdy school where the coolest person in the world, Ariana attends.

WOW! I can't believe Ariana goes to such a nerd school. She is too cool for Fulton Science Academy!!

by bestpersonintheworld38845859 February 25, 2021