fill that seat

camaron que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente

when you ask a woman what opportunity she gives you to get a date, and she answers one in a million. "fill that seat"

Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

Double Seating

When one person sits on the toilet (usually a man) and takes a shit, while at the same time a man or woman sits on their lap and shits through their legs.

“There’s only one toilet, we’ll have to start double seating”

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Sitting on the heat seat

Sitting on the seat that is only used for masturbating and with the intent of masturbating.

Where's matt?

I'm not sure, but the last time I saw him, he was sitting on the heat seat, beating his meat

Jumper seat

Take a car battery and attach it to a metal seat and make it the only place for someone to sit.

Dude my brother came over last night and we used the jumper seat on him