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When u shove your erection in your lovers asshole, you ejaculate once and then proceed to piss in his ass thus fourth creating a banana shake.
My gay lover was so hungry, that I made him a banana shake to snack on!
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Thick shake is a word used by Engelish kids cause they think its cool.
chris: I will have Big Mack.
Lorence: Ill have a thick shake.
Mc.donalds staff: you meane a
milkshake.
Lorence: yea a thick shake.
Mc.donalds: Ok then.
Lorence: Silly man dident know wat a
thick shake is.
chris: lorence your such a fag lol.
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When you feel accomplished, proud, sneeky, or just when you feel good!
"Oh i just got back from a date with Military Man, Strawberry shake!"
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gangnam style and Harlem shake combined in a dance video
I dare you to do a garlem shake video!
What is that?
Ummm... gangnam style and Harlem shake combined.
-.-
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An awesome way to describe urination or masturbation..
Or all the above at the same time
Student: Excuse me sir, but I gotta go shake the cactus
Teacher: OK, be back before the lesson starts
Friend 1: Man, she's so hot, I might just go shake the cactus
Friend 2: YES
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When you've had Chardonnay and nothing else for dinner the previous evening, and you feel like you have Parkinson's instead of a hangover.
(bring cup of coffee to the table) "Dude, you've got really shaky hands today, you ok?"
"Yeah, just the Chardonnay Shakes"
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When you add a little to much bro in your morning protein shake, it scientifically proven when one adds to much bro into their shake it is no longer classified as a mere protein shake but it becomes a brotein shake.
Son: "I accidentally put too much bro in my shake and now it's a brotein shake, i'm sorry Mom."
Mom: "You are the physical representation of a frickin mistake, Kevin"
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