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When your girlfriend acts like a single girl on snapchat, Instagram, vine, etc.
"Darn... Jennifer is acting so social media single right now."
Proud fanfic enthusiast, whom swears holy worship to the legendary game of minecraft. Notorious for being the reverse of a player and just rejects everyone 😍😍
Yo did you see dat vaanika single right there. So cringe
Pretty much that one girl you know who doesn’t care, but is single. She is a bad bitch and everyone knows it even her. She’s also gorgeous and everyone wants her, but are too intimated to ask her out.
Yo, did you hear about Olivia? She’s that single bad bitch is what everyone is saying, I believe it!
The title says it all, each chip on a pringle is singular. In a sense this means that the person is single and depressed.
Hey Richard! How are you? Single as a pringle.
They are dating and single. They are the pringle that is the hardest one to get at the bottom of the can, unless you turn the can upside down.
I'm as Single as a Pringle.
Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.
Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”
Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”
Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”
A woman who will not let a man enter with his penis. Therefore her only viable orifice is here vagina.
Man, Sally won't let me put it in her ass.. That cunt is such a Single Wound.