joe six pack

The appropiate nickname for the ignorant masses drowning out all remaining hints of intellect on our planet. You know them--they're the same kind who take Jesus' death for granted, eat at McDonalds every day and think pan-and-scan is superior to widescreen.

Joe Six Pack: Why are these big black bars obscuring my screen? I WANT MY SCREEN FILLED, not this stupid film elitist crap. I have a right, you know, and--

**JSP dies of heart attack from eating one too many Big Macs**

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Six o'clock milf

isle of dogs' finest blonde milf who roles up to island garden foot tunnel every friday at 6. Her two lil gimp kids aint ruined her body. she like to tease an asian bruva

indian stud: oi it nearly 6 o clock!! we gotta go gym

sikh stud: Why u gettin ur tits in a twist over da gym?

indian stud: cos Six o'clock milf gonna be there..

skih stud: daaaaayum lets go

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check your six

An expression used to inform someone that there's a target at their 6 o' clock position.

1: "Check your six."
2: "... Damn."
1: "Told ya."

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Six Feet Under

1. Term used for someone's well-being if they are dead.

2. Decent Death Metal band formed in the mid 80's.

1 - What do you mean you thought Lois would be six feet under by now and we could catch a movie?

2 - I recommend the album Haunted by Six Feet Under

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Six second rule

The Six Second Rule can be used under 2 conditions:

1. When asking someone out and AIM shows that they are typing for more than 6 seconds normally implying a 'no'.

2. When you say 'hi/hey/whats up' via AIM and it takes them more than 6 seconds to reply, normally implying that they are leaving and are saying goodbye.

(over AIM)
person 1: hey
(takes more than 6 seconds to respond)
person 1: (thinking to himself: aww, shit, he gotta go. DAMN YOU SIX SECOND RULE!!!)
person 2: hey, I gotta go. Sorry, see you later.

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SEAL TEAM SIX

The Ultra-elite U.S. Navy SEALs; the best 10% of the SEALs. These guys are the Baddest, biggest, boldest, bravest, best, deadliest, hardest, meanest, most badass, most brutal, most elite, most extreme, most fearless, most hardcore, most powerful, most Professional ass kicking, roughest, smartest, toughest, top, and ultimate warriors in the world. They are the navy's version of the army's Delta Force, and in general about equally elite. SEAL TEAM SIX is famous for having a few of its members kill Osama Bin Laden. These guys are so hardcore, that a single 6 group of SEAL TEAM SIX members could likely survive against like half of the army of North Korea.

Al-Qaeda company leader: Okay, I got 60 men ready for deployment! They are well-armed!

A SEAL TEAM SIX member 6 seconds later: I just destroyed those 60 Al-Qaeda loozers with my pistol only! HOOYAH!

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The Six Week Challenge

To go without masturbating for six weeks

Chris - Dude i just finished the six week challenge!! It was so hard

John - Hah, nice! I could only one week before i had to jerk it

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