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This a way to say “are you on your period?” to a man.
It means your being really emotional right now and I’m going to blame it on your sports team like you blame my emotions on my menstruation.
Meant to be said to misogynistic, straight men.
Wallet: As if you know anything about politics. Politics is for men.
You: Did your sports team lose?
Wallet: What?
You: Well you’re being really emotional so I thought was one of those days...
Provides an organized union of Martial Artist to help provide Superior Instruction in Martial Arts. Also, holds several Championship Tournaments each year.
American Sport TaeKwonDo Union is a Family Oriented Organization, who's headquarter is in Alabama
The greatest phrase ever uttered.
A phrase that can be used instead of "What?", "Huh?", "Why?" or even "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"Okay, everyone. We have a pop quiz today."
"What in the wide wide world of sports?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.
EXAMPLE:
Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"
People: "Ok!"
*shoots*
*misses*
*hits special ed. kid in head*
People: "OH SHIT!"
Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."
(2 Minutes Later)
Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"
(45 Minutes Later)
People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"
Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."
People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"
On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?
Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
The Rock Dwayne Johnson according to the announcers and fans of WWE.
Jim Ross: "OH MY GOD IT'S THE ROCK!"
Jerry Lawler :"HE'S HERE! HE'S HERE! I DON'T BELIEVE IT!"
Michael Cole : " He's the most electrifying man in sports entertainment!"
an awesome mini van drivin by cool ppl like gebhardts
hey wats that your driving - loser
a 1998 dodge grand caravan sport - gebhardt