An octopus like creature that has big eyes and has a triangular head. They are usually pink and sold at a seafood market or can be visited in an aquarium. They can be a few inches are yards long. They like to eat whales 🐳
Child: mommy I want to see the squid I saw yesterday in the ocean. It looked so cool when eating that human
Mom: …
A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms
There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.
Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."
Noun. The act of convincing your boyfriend that all his friends are trying to get with him then tell him that he is the soul reason your family is falling apart, he will never be enough, and that you never loved him.
(extra points if pulled off during the night of his final exams and a week away from his birthday)
Wow you really took toxic relationships to a new level when you pulled a Squid on them.
A squid is another name for a rat, goof, stoolie, snitch, and informant.
This fed poster is a fuckin squid. Why because squids are like octopus’s they shoot ink to defend us rats shoot ink out of pens when writing statements. Fuckin squids!
A big (bimbo) that is pretty gay tbh and likes sucking down (slimy crocodiles)
Joe, being the squid of the group, asked Dabe if he like to have some fun.
A sexual act where a man shoots cum, like when a squid shoots ink, into the vagina, penis, anus, or mouth.
"Let's squid in the bed, {name}!"
n. An individual who is god-like in agility and can accomplish feats of mobility like no one else.
"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."