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Squirtle Squirt Off

3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!

Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.

by Steven Skibidoviç October 3, 2024


Pepper Squirting

The act of shoving multiple bell peppers into your partners vagina while simultaneously guessing the color of each bell pepper one by one this act can be amped up by having your partners bloody squirt temporarily blind you

Man me and Sally had an amazing time pepper squirting

by Poxxum May 20, 2024


first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 20, 2022


squirt buddy

Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.

I need a squirt buddy. Do I have any friends who are a Squirtologist that can help me out?

by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022


Hershey Squirts

Liquis ass excrement in a stream. Much like liquid chocolate at the Hershey factory.

Oh man...after of $25 of Taco Bell, I just made the Hershey Squirts in my pants!

by Bkarkie November 1, 2019


Hershey squirts

Projectile diarrhea

I went in the Taco Bell bathroom and someone Baja blasted all over the stall.. they must’ve had an extreme case of the Hershey squirts

by Jbizzle343 October 14, 2019


hoe squirt

A hoe that sends nudes when unasked for or unwanted by the receiver. Often used to describe girls

She sent you nudes? That hoe squirt

by Urbangirl10210 August 9, 2017