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Receiving a blowjob while having diarrhea
I had wicked shit the other day and my old lady came in and give me a Boston beaner steamer
When a you pay a sex worker to paint their ass orange, like a pumpkin, then create a brown “stem” for the pumpkin by taking a shit. Then, they subsequently, sit on their client’s lap, imprinting the pumpkin shape on the lap.
Johnny was feeling festive and horny, so he paid a hooker for a pumpkin spice steamer to get in the fall spirit.
The act of shitting on your girlfriends vagina after the act of eating her out.. closely related to the Cleveland steamer
“Bro I gave my girlfriend a clamtown steamer last night” “damn dude what is that” “I shit on her pussy after I ate her out, that’s a nice clam town steamer”
When you shit the bed and blame it on the other person you are sleeping with. To properly pull off you must clean yourself up in the middle of the night, wipe shit inside the other persons pants and go back to sleep. In the morning the joke is on them!
I was totally wasted last night and shit the bed. Fortunately I pulled off a successful San Diego Steamer and she never found out it was me.
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When you take a large massive dump in a hefty bag and beat someone with it till it breaks open. Often performed while under the influence of alcohol.
Brett Favre recieved a New Orleans Steamer that may send him into retirement, again!
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The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.
The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.
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The act of Defecating on your partners chest then sitting on it while rocking back and forth like a steam roller (cleveland steamer). Then proceeding to ejaculate on the feces while topping it off with a used tampon.
"dude, i gave her the best Cleveland steamer sundae last night!"
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