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shut the hell up! we dont wanna hear ur shit anymore!!!!
mario: maaaan dude...i want my mommy!!
kris: mario, you mario! stop your bitchin!
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the BEST song ever. was on glee, and was written by journey. every time i hear this song i just forget about everything else. again, the BEST most kickass song ever :)
just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world. she took the midnight train goin anywhere. just a city boy, born and raised in south detroit. he took the midnight train goin anywhere. excerpt from dont stop believing.
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Having to shit so badly and suddenly in the car that you will turn off the radio, open the window, and insist on pulling over at the first place with a bathroom or even the side of the road if need be.
"I hate to do this to you bro, but I have to make a Sacramento pit stop."
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what parionoid ppl say to emty air when they think some one is spying on them.
i was TOTALLY creeped out. i thought that my dad was spying on me, so i scream out loud to the emty air; STOP SPYING ON ME!!!
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when a police man pulls you over because you didn't come to a "complete stop" at a stop sign. basically if your wheels don't stop moving before you proceed a police man can and will pull you over.
driver: what seems to be the problem officer?
Police guy: you ran a stop sign, you didn't come to a complete stop.
driver: a cowboy stop? are you serious?? c'mon man i was barely moving and there were no other cars.
Police guy: it don't matter, rules is rules. so here is your ticket and have a nice day.
driver: @%&#!!
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1)My nikname!
2)Tomas!!! Named me Short-stop (good times)!!
3)Shortstopz drunken n drugged up times.
4)Canterbury !!!!!!!
5)Short-stop loves life!!!!!!!!
"Yes Short-stop!, That statue has got a big nose!"
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when a guy masturbates onto a toilet seat in the down position, then knocks out a girl and rubs her vagina on the toilet seat, immediately impregnating her. afterwards, he takes a shit in her bed, though this part is optional if the man is not ready for the shit to be removed at the time parts 1 and 2 are completed.
Ted gave Alison a louisianna stop sign. man was she out cold on that toilet seat.
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