to not be cross eyed.
I'd rather have you straight eyed than cross eyed.
When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
He did not know how to drive the car because it was a straight shift
When you discriminate against someone for being straight.
Example: Aggressively insisting someone is gay despite claiming they’re straight. Automatically assuming someone is gay.
Did you see that? She just totally straight crimed her.
John: yo do you want any chop in your bowl?
Guy: no I just want straight greens.
A perfectly straight shit. Used in context with smell but could be used in context with something going perfectly wrong.
So perfectly shitty it comes out straight. It stinks so bad it's straight log.
My son, Ryan said to the other son, Brenden, "Jeeesus man, that smells like straight log!" after Brenden farted in the car last week.
To kill someone quickly without much effort
"Yo Jamal you just straight ghosted that cracka"
"Yeah he dead"