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When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
I just saw a straight rainbow!
What is that?
Well thats Mirta dumby
A video by Jaiden animations that people went nuts over cause now their shitty fanfictions can't come to life
Jaiden released a video called "Being not straight"
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day
Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
Someone who acts gay as hell, but is actually really straight.
Syd is actually not gay, he’s just a straight-queer.
When there is no doubt that someone is gay.
Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.