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Willingness to suck an old cock for a new job
Oh now I see how you became boss you rotten cock sucker
Person who sucks ass while having a bit of a chew of the persons rim.
"He's such a Rim munch sucker"
Typically a mouth breather. When the person goes about their day with their mouth slightly open and never fully closed.
Tommy has cock sucker's cramp. He walks around and does his shit with his mouth half open all the time. Probably from sucking so many cocks all the time.
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Letting mosquitoes suck on your genital, then smacking them and jacking off with the blood on your genital
How Robert, have you ever tried the Louisiana Blood Sucker? It’s the southern way!
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A man who loves strawberry ice-cream. Also more commonly known as one who blows goats, and packs fudge. Synonyms are: analfish, cumguzzler, ball-chinnigan, poo-stain-balls-man.
Antonyms are: coffee ice-cream lover
Man 1:"I really prefer having strawberry ice-cream over coffee ice-cream, especially when I'm making out with dudes"
Man2:"dude your such a strawberry-nut-sucker"
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A fish that is caught while fly fishing that is mistaken for a trout, even after it is pulled in. only upon closer examination is the realization made that it is indeed not a trout at all.
I GOT A TROUT!!!
That trout sure has a funny looking mouth.
DAMNIT!
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A line you say to someone to put them off gard before you sucker punch them.
Among the lines are,ever hear of an old man by the name of?, I droped my card could you get it for me?, Your fly's open, your shoe's untied.
I almost fell for that sucker punch line.
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