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Sword

When a baseball player swings foolishly at a pitch outside of the strike zone to strike out.

(Strikes out player) "Sword!"

by Baseballplayer05 May 20, 2024


Swords

An epic duel (some call it a dance) in which each contestant attacks the opponents pee steam in the same urinal! In effort to over power their stream. To prove once and for all! You have a greater penile velocity , or possibly just heavier flow!

Hey guys! Anybody want to play swords?

by swords January 7, 2018


Throw a sword

Term for specific type of puking in Slovakia, an opposite of power spew, or the opposite of throwing a stick.

When someone throws up, the puke exiting person´s mouth is going out in low speed (and there´s oftenly a lot of it, coming in multiple waves), so the person throwing a sword oftenly pukes on themselves and all over the toilet or the object the person is trying to puke in (oftenly messing it up or missing it entirely). After they finish throwing the sword, a lot of saliva or remains of the vomit hang from the thrower´s mouth.

Please, God, don´t let me throw a sword.
If you´re going to throw a sword, then go outside!

If I knew David was about to throw a sword, I´d give him extra bucket and tissues.

by Exit August 7, 2018


mexican sword fight

When two people smash glass bottles for fighting purposes

"Hey man check it out. There's a Mexican Sword Fight going on outside"

by 1gqry236 May 18, 2017


raw sword

when you're walking down the stairs and you trip on your shoelace

Man! That was a pretty bad raw sword, am i right?

by Supermanjamz September 8, 2017


B. F. Sword

Big Fucking Sword. A common fantasy trope. This is usually the weapon carried by the protagonist. Can symbolize the burden the hero has to carry, but also the ridiculous amount of power they have. You can find B. F. Swords used in most many popular media these days (anime, videogames, comic books) , with characters like Cloud Strife from Final Fantasy and his Buster Sword, Guts from Berserk or the Odinsword from the Thor comics. This concept probably originates from the Excalibur myth.

The leader of the group is always the one to carry the B. F. Sword.

by Drsmoothoperator June 12, 2019


Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015