Facebook Mom

The mom who acts like her family is perfect on Facebook. She post photos of her kids like they are the best, and talk highly of them. Acts like her family is better than everyone else's. After posting the photos of a "perfect" family on Facebook, they all start to fight.

"Hannah is such a facebook mom."
"Huh?"
"She always post stuff on facebook about how her family is the best, when really they are the worst, and argue all the time."

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soccer mom

-a single unit out of an army of hitler clones that went horribly wrong

the modern mg42 can also be referred to as a soccer mom's asscrack

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lucka's mom

A prime example of a MILF. Truly amazing, a dream of mine in the flesh.

I saw lucka's mom's bush, and it was an instant hard-on.

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stifflers mom

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)

CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?

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Drew's Mom

1. A cheap and profitable source of sex.
2. See cum-dumpster.
3. The eighth wonder of the world.
4. Quite hot.

Those who haven't "met" Drew's Mom are in the minority.

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your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

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your mom

1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker

Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!

guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!

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