take it to the corner

The term means to run the clock down and comes from a tactic employed in soccer. When a team wishes to waste time towards the end of the game they take the ball to the corner and do as little as possible with it while keeping it in play.
When you don't feel like doing work towards the end of the day you may just jump on the internet to get you through to the end.

To coworker: "man I am tired and bored, I can't do any more work so I am going to take it to the corner."

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Take it to the bedroom

When things start to get a little bit hot and heavy, Take it to the bedroom.

Felipe and his cousin were getting Frisky "My god guys, take it to the bedroom!"

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take out

(verb) -to leave, to take out is to depart from the vicinity

man#1: "You sticking around?
Man#2:"Naw, I gotta take out son. PEACE!"

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take a pew

Usually used in the United Kingdom, "take a pew" means "have a seat", as a pew is a long bench with a back, mostly placed in churches.

Come in and take a pew.

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Take A Hillary

Taking the nastiest, dirtiest, most vile shit after a night of eating pizza.

Take a Hillary: "Oh god, bro. Those little cheese pizzas with walnut sauce are really messing with my stomach. I gotta go take a massive Hillary!"

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Take care

A real nifty phrase that should be carefully utilized only in situations where other, more colorful, words do not have a place. For example, when an a**hole is being dismissive or ignoring their sh*tty behavior, you may use to this phrase as a way to say “you’re a piece of sh*t, f*ck off until you realize what an a**hole you were”.

Also doubles as a good way to tell someone that you are disappointed they forgot your birthday and instead of apologizing for it, decided to start an argument.

Example: I was really disappointed by the lack of care you showed recently, and the fact that you decided to argue instead of making it right really hurt. TAKE CARE.

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take a whiff

to snort cocaine
Taken from the folk song, "Take A Whiff on Me", recorded by Ledbelly, Woody Guthrie, The Byrds, and The White Stripes, among others

Cocaine's for horses and not for men
Doctors say t'will kill you but they don't say when.
Ho, ho, honey take a whiff on me.

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