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When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.
“What did you do lastnigh?”
“My husband gave me an Alabama spray tan”
A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.
I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.
How to greet a fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
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A fat, old ,soggy bitch with rotten bush.
Selamat petang kelas, honitchiwa Tan Meiliawati Sung!!!
When your shoulders are tan but your arms are pale. From sleaved shirts with the holes on the shoulders. Also by sort sleaved shirts and arm sleeves.
I got a city girl tan while on vacation.
When tan lines get way out of hand and the contrast makes you look like a panda
"Wow, that guy over there took his tanning way too seriously! His tan lines make him look like a panda! He's a tan line panda!"
A tan you get from wearing those cute flats from Rite-Aid!
The flats with carboard on the bottom, and elastic across the front.
"Haha, there's like a dark square on your feet."
"Mhm, it's a Rite-Aid tan I got from wearing flats from Rite-Aid."
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