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Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

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all language teachers

they all have ANGER ISSUES. abnormaly impatient . even if they havent taught you something they expect you to know it.

language teacher:hi welcome im your french teacher
person 30 in the register: goodmorning miss not in french
language teacher: I TOLD YOU TO ANSWER IN BLOODY FRENCH IS IT REALLY THAT HARD??
me: why do all language teachers have anger issues? like calm the hell down

by idkyimhere February 19, 2019


English Teacher orgasm

A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english

Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm

by Oshmagosh April 4, 2022


phys ed teacher

i hate u tewitz

person 1: i love tewitz

me: nah he is lazy and annoying

person 1: but he is the best phys ed teacher!!

by helicopter2.000 October 18, 2019


pregnant english teacher

It is something that occurs every few years it happens most of the time in the beginning of the school year, after a few months of being pregnant the english teacher suddenly dissapears into thin air and then reappears at the end of the school year.

You: Man the hot english teacher is going to be absent for the whole year.
Them: You mean the pregnant english teacher?

by micro Giga chad November 25, 2022


Baldi the math teacher

A teacher that gets more angry every time you get a problem wrong.

Help!Baldi the math teacher is chasing me!

by 62505 June 6, 2018


Worst Teacher Award

Given to a teacher who keeps assigning work to seniors even though they got a week of school left.

Teacher M: Even though you are tired as hell from exams, I'm still going to give you stuff to do.

Student 1: Bruhhhhhhh............

Student 2: And the Worst Teacher Award is to.......

by senthurmanz May 23, 2016