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Discovery Day
The day one discovers one’s spouse has or is betraying one by having an affair.
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is on April 26th (aka National Pretzel Day)
joked about on "The Office" (Season 3 Episode 5) and is Stanley Hudson's favorite day out of the 365 days of the year
"I wake up every morning in a bed that's too small, driving my daughter too a school that's too expensive, and then I go to work for a job for which pays too little, but on Pretzel Day? Well I like Pretzel Day." - Leslie Baker as Stanley Hudson on The Office
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Probably the lamest holiday known to man. Just a ridiculous waste of time. I would celebrate groundhog's day way before this lame ass day. It is for wimpy puppy dog types that are about to get their lives ruined by an evil snatch.
I wish the women would shut up about valentine's day and get their asses back to work.
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The day anyone under 60 is merely thankful for the day off rather than for the labor unions that fought for the day off.
"Dad, have another beer and tell us again how you got clubbed by the cops when you and your fellow workers asked for a 5 day work week?"
"It was on Labor Day, Son. Back before you and all your buddies voted to do away with unions."
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The female version of a rake.
A rake (or, by extension, a day tripper) is someone who leads someone else on romantically, without actually following through with a serious relationship.
The term "day tripper" was coined by The Beatles.
She's a big teaser; she took me half the way there, yeah...
She was a day tripper, one way ticket yeah. It took me soooo long, to find out, but I found out.
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On April 17 through 19 is nudes day, either your boyfriend or girlfriend sends you nudes of themselves on ft or a picture on snap or Instagram
Nudes day is a wonderful holiday
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to be pleased about the current situation, to everything is all good
"england have just won the world cup" says bob
"fuckin happy days" says the fonz
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