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delicate little flower

A constantly praised athlete who is often injured on an annual basis.

Every year, Blake Griffin a delicate little flower because he misses a significant amount of games in the regular season and playoffs because he is hurt all the time. That is why the Clippers will never get out of the second round of an NBA playoffs.

by David Gaggon July 23, 2017

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japanese flower garden

when a male puts cotton on his foot and sets it on fire and puts it up a females ass hole

yo u wanna japanese flower garden

by matt mccaffrey November 29, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flowers stink and you are purple

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.

you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe

by Pandamyum March 28, 2022

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


PRETTY FLOWERS AND FLIP FLOPS

Used to insult a player while playing a game. When you lose, or the other person cheat, simply scream, โ€œYOUR PERSON WAS ALL PRETTY FLOWERS AND FLIP FLOPS!โ€ To discriminate them. If that fails, then rape is in order.

While playing Ultimate ninja

Me: *Mashes on PS2 buttons*
Cousin: Hahahaha...Oh, what?
Me: Lol, you lose.
Cousin: Orly? Sasuke was all, PRETTY FLOWERS AND FLIP FLOPS!
Me:.....
Cousin: I'm going to rape you now.

by Rei-Chan August 2, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


damn man flower

Way to describe an especially fragrant male

I smell like a damn man flower

by L-Bo July 8, 2003

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican flower girl

A little girl in a wedding dress and soccer shoes

Hey did u see that Mexican flower girl in the laundry mat?

by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


The great flower mural incident of 2017

In the Taylor Swift fandom, this is known as the biggest scam to date by Taylor Swift and Direct tv Now. When nearing Taylor Swift's AT&T promoted pre superbowl concert, Direct tv Now planned an "incredible" livestream with amazing surprises for her fans. Because of Taylor's long running break and the months previous news that she was back in the studio, her tendency to release new music during livestreams, and AT&Ts constant "you don't want to miss it" statements, the fans anxiously expected new music. In the end, it was a flower mural where you could put a tag with your name. Nikki, our hostess, was incredibly uneducated in taylor swift and geography. Asking "is turkey a country or a nickname" and called Taylor's mom a cat as well as constant mumbling and shaking. It is known by swifties all over the world as one of the biggest let downs in the pop star's career, following RED's loss of the grammy of the year award in Jauary 2014.

1. The year is 2089
Child: grandma! here are some flowers.
Grandma: **flashback to the great flower mural incident of 2017**
or:
person 1: wow, that's dissapointing
person 2: Not as dissapointing as the great flower mural incident of 2017

by miley what's good February 6, 2017

64๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž