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Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido January 9, 2006


pulling a jon

texing the word dick excessively, one thinking they are of the awesome decent.

God Angela! you seriously were pulling a Jon!

by Andiiiii May 14, 2008


Sly Jon

A mating call in gay clubs.

A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.

'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'

by American Tiger Pheasant August 15, 2010


Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe

I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.

by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 4, 2016


young jon

A rapper born in Brooklyn NY and now resides in Massachusetts, he fucks hoes and gets money

Guy 1: Yo my girl is chillin with Young Jon
Guy 2: Sorry to hear that, I'd leave her

by 123456k March 23, 2018


jon demskee

a crazy ass mother fuka
crazy fukin fighter
crazy pot-smoker
crazy drinker

"GOD Damn i chilled with jon demskee!"

by ???????!!!!!!!!!!?????!??!!??! December 21, 2008


Jon Craig

A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.

Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.

by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024