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someone who can't get there sorry ass out of a chair
YOu lazy ass mo fo get the hell of my couch
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An insult when someone annoying is complaining.
Creation goes to AcidSmoker
Dude #1:Build the platform you lazy baby back bitch
12th February is the world's laziness recognition day. I declare this as an dedication and applaud to all the lazy weird people who make laziness look so ghetto and formal.
Dude today is 12th feb! can't believe its your day. Its international laziness recognition day.
When you've been holding something heavy and accidentally drop it
John was carrying a box of weights when he accidentally dropped it in front of the coach. "Sorry, have a case of lazy-ass arm syndrome today."
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A person that just stays home playing games all day with no goals and no future. Doesnt have a job, or car, or life due to their laziness. Is only good for wasting your time and making your parents disappointed in you. Probably spent time in jail for stealing and/or smoking weed. Probably didnt even go to college or finish high school cause they lazy ass cant get tf up.
He needs to get unmotivated lazy ass mf ass out my house and outta my life.
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Most often found in boys and men, it is the habit of exerting the least amount of effort and energy to accomplish a task, usually unsuccessfully.
Older Sister: Did you finish writing your resume for that job application?
Younger Brother: Yeah, here it is.
Older Sister: This is a mess.
Younger Brother: I couldn't find a good template, so I just made one up.
Older Sister: Um, well, here's a bunch I found on Google. Why was that so hard?
Younger Brother: It's not my fault, I have Male Pattern Laziness
Magazine Headline: Why Do Guys Date Skanks?
Reader 1: Can you believe they spent three pages on this?
Reader 2: That's three pages too many just to explain Male Pattern Laziness.
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A phrase used to describe when one of your eyes happens to stare at a girls chest or butt. This usually occurs without you noticing but with everyone else noticing.
Girl: Your friend is a creeper i swear he was staring at my chest all night.
Guy: LOL ill talk to him about it later today
Guy: Dude were you staring at my girls chest last night
Guy 2: Nah man i took my glance when she arrived and left but thats it
Guy: Oh dude you must have Selective Lazy Eye Syndrome
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