Occurs when a woman gives a man a hearty case of blue balls which forces him to resort to masterbating on her back while she is asleep.
Jane: "not tonight honey, I am really tired"
Jack: "it's okay dear, I understand" wink wink......
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say before you fart. its like firing a gun...but not..
*feel it coming*
"Hey, buddy."
"What?"
"Cock and load" then u let it go.
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Similar to care, care cup, care face and care box.
Used in informal conversation.
Say it in a sarcastic tone when you really don't care about something.
person1: "It's my birthday next week"
person2: "I care loads"
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1. Someone who is unable to move to do ABSOLUTELY anything at all.
2. Someone who is a number 11 on the drunk scale (drunk scale from 0-10)
Hell no I won't move (even to...eat, watch Beyonce, smoke) I am a dead load.
Did you see that girl passed out in the broken hammock in the front yard, she is a DEAD LOAD!!!!!!
I am a Dead Load.
Dead Load.
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The act of a white girl that has regular vaginal intercourse with an african-american man(men).
Sarah is a girl that loads coal
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A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.
"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."
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