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McDonaldโ€™s Sprite

when a man cums on his girls mouth then proceeds to spit in her mouth repeatedly till it looks like the sizzle of a McDonaldโ€™s Sprite

aye bitch you like that McDonaldโ€™s Sprite I know that mf was tangy

by bigdicktrell January 22, 2021

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Ronald McDonald Hoe

noun

1. An person growing overweight due to their love of McDonalds

verb

2. When you see someone hook up with a clown/fuckboy

Ronald McDonald Hoe- Used when you see someone A, too overweight for dumb reasons, or B, going out with a clown/fuckboy.

โ€œ Girl stop being such a Ronald McDonald Hoe. โ€

by SamuSamu69 November 23, 2016

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mcdonalds shake machine

A legendary machine said to exist inside of a McDonalds that allegedly serves milkshakes and only works once in a blue moon. If asked about the the machine, the McDonalds employees will almost always deny the allegation and say shake machine broke.

Legend has it that long ago there existed a prosperous time in which mankind was able to enjoy milkshakes from McDonalds. And then the dark times approached, wherein teenagers who were entitled and expected 15 dollars an hour became unwilling to serve milkshakes out of sheer laziness.

Soccer Mom: "Hi! Yes, could I get a chocolate milkshake, from the mcdonalds shake machine, please?"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Yeah uh, shake machine broke."
Soccer Mom: "Your shake machine is always 'broke'!!!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "Well it's not going to be fixed any time soon. I am too lazy."
Soccer Mom: "You lazy son of a bitch!"
McDonald's Teenage Employee: "How about some chocolate ass cream instead?"
Soccer Mom: "Up yours! Soccer moms will prevail!"

by Count Fuckyoulot November 24, 2019

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Ronald McDonald Insanity

A Youtube video released in January 2008 that depicts Ronald McDonald in various situations while crazy music plays in the background.

As of this writing, Ronald McDonald Insanity has more than sixteen million views.

by Someone who kinda exists August 17, 2021

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24 Hour McDonald's

a neighborhood gathering place, not necessarily a fast food restaurant, that as the name suggests, is open 24/7, and where seedy activities, and adventures related to said activities, may, or are perceived to, take place.

the nearest 24 Hour McDonald's to where I live is actually, pardon the pun, a real McDonald's restaurant as well, located the corner of Mackay and St Catherine avenues in downtown Montreal, Canada

by Sexydimma December 20, 2016

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ronald mcdonald the second

A curly headed fuck who is also a child molestor!

Dude look it's ronald mcdonald the second!

by GROD94 January 17, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ronald mcdonald trump

Someone who is a horrible person because they have all the bad attributes. Such as being scary, greedy, weird ect

WOW, he is such a ronald mcdonald trump

by NUGGET BORN March 14, 2016

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