Suck Ur mum

A form of murder, words that merely by being uttered can destroy a person's entire life

Retard: Your points are just invalid bro. You haven't researched your topic at all, you can barely write a proper sentence and you resort to insulting me rather than forming a counter argument!
Epic gamer: XDD stfu suck Ur mum
Retard: *fucking dies LMAOO*

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Suck Your Mum

A phrase to shout when someone insults your tea drinking habits, or when they complain about you praying to that picture of the queen on your wall.

Person One: "Stop drinking that disgusting tea!"
Person Two: "Suck your mum!"

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ye mum gey

a great way to slide into DMs and if you want to fight someone this is what u text them and that is how beef starts vulnerable to no u

In the DMs

ye mum gey
next day a fight happens
responds no u no more life in any of them

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your mum gay

A phrase that is commonly said to insult a loser who has done you dirty. Also said right before making out.

“Hey dumbass! Your mum gay!”
I said “your mum gay” to her and then we made out for 10 minutes.

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your mum

An insult used by those who have a minimal vocabulary*. Usually in an attempt to upset or hurt the person who dared to insult this person by trying to undermine their mother. Never followed by anything. For example - Your mum smells etc...

It is related to another insult in this wonderful array of words.

Ya Mam.

This insult is gramatically incorect showing that the persons incoherency is shocking by using this insult. Futhermore, Ya is not a word.

Overall, Your Mum is a Pointless insult. Used by chavs for chavs.

* In this case, minimal vocabulary means words like food, beer & usually swear words.

What

Yeh, Your mum

What, I'll bang you out

!That sort of thing!

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ya mum

One who birthed you.

Ya Mum should have had contraceptives.

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Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.