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When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.
Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick
Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1
A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”
I am a Piss Bandit huge W there
Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.
- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.
(Band of Brothers, episode 6)
When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.
"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."
to describe the odor of old, sweaty shoes, made of cheap leather, worn by a male for many years.
"Honey, get those piss-drenched shoes and put them outside"
Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.
"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"
Somebody who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way. Often times they will go out of their way to make other people’s lives more difficult if they don’t get to control every situation.
Me: my entire family has to do whatevar my grandpa wants or else he’ll make our lives a living hell.
Friend: what a piss baby