Red Shite

Liverpool Football Club and their supporters who, as is well documented, like to fuck their mothers.

give me a stanley knife mate- in fact, make it two, we're playing the Red Shite on saturday

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Red Oak

A town in Iowa that is the white trash capital of the world. Nothing good comes from here.

I would rather jump off a bridge than go to sh*thole Red Oak.

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red line

The branch of the CTA's elevated service that runs from Howard Street to 95th/Dan Ryan. It includes a subway portion inside the Loop.

I took the red line to the Cubs game last night. And of course they won.

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Red Pearl

When a guy nibbles on a girls clit until it starts bleeding.

"Danny, give me a red pearl, i'm horny for a bloody orgasm!"

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Red Violin

A fart so rench that it can clear out a crowded room in next to no time.

Back ground information:
Ben breaks wind in club called the Red Violin and tries to walk away…but club is so small and wind so potent that Ben can't escape his own flatulence…no matter where he goes. Fellow patrons are aghast.

Time for me to squeak out another red violin tune.

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red bottoms

A pair of very expensive shoes called, Christian Louboutin, that usually sell for $800 and up! Every shoe has a red sole on the bottom of them..

A: Did you see Angela with those red bottoms on?
B: Girl yes! That bitch is ballin'!

A: I know, she told me they were $1200! OMG
B: Those pumps are bad!

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Left on Red

When somebody doesn’t open a message from you and you’re left wondering whether they saw it or ignored it. By ignoring you for more important business, or not caring enough, their notification is left alone, henceforth the app has a new “red” symbol

“Caden can I talk to you man? I’ve been having it rough lately”
“yeah bro what’s up?”
“So recently you know how I’ve been struggling to keep up with my assignments while also dealing with other shit?”
...
>two days pass
...
‘Did I really just get left on red?’
...
>and that was the last message in two months

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