STATUS QUO

An all black dance crew from "America's Best Dance Crew".

Boy: Did you watch "Amercia's Best Dance Crew" last night.
Girl: Yeah, I think Status Quo is the best crew and E-knock is so sexy.

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Dyl Status

A level of intoxication beyond the point of "blacking out". One will strangely smirk with intentions of burning bridges and breaking hearts. Outlandish comments are made, objects are destroyed, and urination in odd places is always guaranteed.

Dick: "Yo man that kid just keyed my car!"
Frank: "Dude he must have something against you."
Dick: "Against me? But who doesnt like Dick?"
Xavier: "Na mang I just saw that kid fall in the pool and talk about how much he hates Jews, after attempting to smoke a wet cigarette."
Dick: "God damn it, he's Dyl status. I can't even say anything"

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Status Attack

A status attack is when another person posts on your Facebook status, and procedes to attack you on your own status.

Jonny: Yo have you talked to Simona, Eric's girlfriend, lately?

Vinny: Naw man, that bitch status attacked me last week.

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Status broadcaster

someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about.

War does not determine who is left, only who is right.

I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.

STFU status broadcaster

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Status Block

verb - originates from the American phrase cock-block. Status block is when you log on to facebook or twitter with a particular status in mind and find that one of your friends already has it up as their status.

Oh man Mickey just status blocked me. I wanted to be the one with the status saying "I'm drunk"

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status block

when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway

idk what to write in my status... man i have major status block

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purple status

When a girl is giving head to a guy and she can't take it so she turns purple.

Fred: so did she do a good job?
Tyrese: not she was all purple status.

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