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Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 02, 2017


Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.

Oh for sure, he's two percent, you know?

by Henry Williams T April 10, 2011


track two

Anal sex with a woman. The Vagina is track one.

When she's on her period, stick it in track two.

by freehawk January 20, 2015


Terrible Two’s

The terrible two’s definition should be changed from being “the age of two” to being the age starting from a year and a half to the age of three” because the terrible two’s always last for two complete years not just one complete year.

Oh my, I can see the terrible two’s are beginning for little Sarah. She’s barely one and a half. It’s going to be a long two years.

by mymartin1970 December 31, 2021


two-nitard

A harmonous pairing of body-conscious articles of clothing producing the effect of a unitard or body suit.

A black spandex tanktop tucked into black leggings would be a two-nitard.

A leotard with leggings over it would be a two-nitard.

"I couldn't find the unitard for my interpretive dance class, so I threw together a two-nitard instead with my teal leotard and leggings."

"Her tunic was so sheer she had to wear a two-nitard under it."

by llamamelola February 04, 2010


two-duder

When someone is performing a task too large for one person. A job that can't be done by oneself.

When you see one of your friends struggling to move a couch by himself. Thats a two-duder. That looks like a heavy fridge, definitely a two-duder

by Bigshooter Rc April 19, 2020


Two inches

absolutely not my dick length or anything

what the hell are you supposed to do with two inches?

by 404 not fucking found November 07, 2022