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Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.
The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).
Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.
When one male masturbates totally submerged in clear water and once he cums his seamen takes the shape of a mushroom cloud
Yo dude who left a water nuke in the hot tub
When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.
I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.
Quarter-water is a beverage commonly sold at bodegas and low-class supermarkets. The main ingredients include water, high fructose corn syrup, flavoring, and food color. They provide no nutritional value. They are sold in a small plastic barrel shaped container with a foil seal. Initially they were sold for 25 cents, hence the name, however, due to inflation they are typically 50 cents now.
Anthony and I went to the bodega to buy some quarter-waters. I got purple while he chose green.
Creek Water is The artist Yelawolf's first mixed tape. It is also his American Whiskey brand coming in at 100 proof. Tastes like a good time.
Randy: Hey man, what do you think about this Creek Water?
Bobby: Tastes like a good time!
Waterparks, one is located in San Dimas, CA and the other in San Jose, CA. The San Dimas one is (from what I've heard) about a hundred times better than the San Jose one. Sucks because I live in San Jose.
It's also an ok place to work, as long as you're not stuck in picnics or park service. It sucks to be a ticket taker in admissions too. Those three places are usually where you're put if you can't count money well (therefore you can't work on registers) or you just suck at life. A major plus to working here (and a way of biting the big bosses in the ass) is by stealing food, money, and merchandise. Or you can just hook your friends up with everything. We all gotta do something since we get paid minimum wage and work hella fucking hard.
Girl: so where do you work at again?
Guy: Raging Waters.
Girl: Ohh.. so you're a slave.
Guy: Pretty much.