Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft
rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small
n. A chat box open to participants of online fantasy sports competitions allowing the competitors to exchange trash talk between each other.
Hey, did you see how heated that Smack Board got?
Yeah, we were taking shots at each other!
The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.
By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.
a tray full of deli meats, cheeses, crackers, and possibly dip.
"For the party, can you please bring a cute coochie board?"
a table made out of two people scissoring each other with their legs entwined and their arms/hands as the feet/legs of the table, this is the part when you await for your cat to come and lay on the pussy's to complete the pussy triangle, then the male comes and plays monopoly with his friends
me and dad played pussy board with my mom and sister
when people pull up chairs and play a game of monopoly a the scissor table
me and dad played pussy board while my mom and sister made us a scissor table