Snake Eater

To play Snake Eater one must first adorn their shaft in a fine layer of thick wasabi paste. A brave volunteer must then proceed to give some vicious head. The wasabi should emulate the venomous 'bite' of the snake as it fills her/his sinuses and can result in multiple outcomes such as vomiting, excessive sneezing, chocking and the overwhelming urge to remove the large spicy penis from their mouth and go get a relieving drink.

The art of Snake Eating can only be considered mastered if the eater of said snake can last until the glorious nut before pulling out and going to clean their mouth and throat with water or, preferably, milk. A successful Snake Eater can go a long way in life as their skills are - of course - in high demand.

Sarah and I tried some Snake Eater last night - she only lasted like 5 seconds before she ran off and got a drink... I don't think she's the one for me, man...

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Paper Eater

a person who eats a lot of papers.

<Nico> Youre a paper eater
<Nico> You can eat papers
<Nico> Like a shredder

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Pussy Eater

A Pussy Eater is a man who thinks he's hard but lacks the balls (guts) to show how hard he really is. Without any balls his only way of pleasing a woman is to eat her pussy, making him a Pussy Eater.

Look at all those Pussy Eaters, outside Villa Park, it's the same old thing when us Zulus come to 'town'.

Villa Park, home of Aston Vile FC.
Zulu's, Supporters of Rival Birmingham City FC.

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gravel eater

one who licks the butthole in sex

man last night with my girl i didnt know she was a gravel eater until she started to lick my ass

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cheese eater

Usually a middle-aged male with excessive facial fat deposits, a vitamin D deficiency and a tendency toward anal retentiveness and fawning subservience.

That fuckin' cheese eater thinks he's the shit, but he's really just a stiff who does whatever his boss tells him.

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Tofu Eater

A lesbian. As opposed to a pizza eater.

"man I swear that Tofu Eater has one arm longer than the other!"

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Cake Eaters

Name of the Thousand Oaks High School Ultimate Frisbee team who has become an annual contender for the California High School Ultimate Championship. Known as the Cake Eaters since their first jersey had a picture of Bert and Ernie eating cake on it.

That guy on the Cake Eaters has a great flick!

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