Basically satan but with blonde short hair, and a hatred of vaccines. Avoid at all costs
"oh shit that's a Karen" "run you fool"
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Definition: A bitch who took the kids 3 years ago LET ME SEE THEM
"Karen please"
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the blonde headed bitch that drives a mini van and wears yoga clothes every day
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an annoying piece of crap that grounds you has 1945 XL jeans, takes your kids and always talks to your retail manager
the judge here by allows full custody of the kids to Karen
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Karen has 3 kids she has a short haircut shes a blond loves to speak to the manager and will yell at you for a 3 year expired coupon
Omg its a Karen in her natural habitat
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A Karen is a legendary creature born amongst man
Karens usually have a short temper and must have everything perfect.
If you are hunting for a Karen, look in the following habitats/environments for Karens:
- anywhere with a manager
If u want to identify a Karen, here are some physical traits to look for:
- straight hair, usually short
- a confident/snobby pose
- expensive clothes
- might smell like essential oils
- looks like she tries to hard
- yells at all employees
And finally, when a Karen is stuck in a problem, her immediate instinct is to ask for the manager as intimidatingly as possible
"Geez, why is that lady yelling for the manager like that?!?!"
"Oh, that's because shes a Karen."
"That makes since."
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An over portective soccer Mom that needs there free popcorn at movie theater to survive, and if you say no they will ask to speak toy our manager and always assume that there kid is correct even when they are being a spoiled brat. And also hast to make an argument about everything, don't be a karen.
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