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A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.
In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.
The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.
The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.
I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.
When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
When you are so tired that you cant be dog tired anymore.
“Wow after that marathon, I am bug tired!”
To take a piss against a car tire.
I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.
Its a combined definition of fat tire and bicycle. Fat tire is a fat chick that you bang in the belly button. and a bicycle is a slut. So a fat tire bicycle is a slut that is fat and you don't wanna fuck her pussy so you stick it in her bellybutton.
Your mom is my fat tire bicycle.
Women who go to car meets/shows just for attention. Generally are 3/10-5/10 rated chicks who suddenly become 8/10-10/10 in a car setting because they're the only females within a mile. Identifiable by their plasti-dipped Honda Civic parked next to $50,000 builds, and their lack of interest in the cars that are there. Can also be found showing up riding shotgun in a different car each week.
Not to be confused with actual female car enthusiasts, who have fought and clawed for every ounce of respect they have in the car scene.
"Dude how many cars at the meets have had Sarah's sweaty ass prints on the back seat at one point?"
"At least a quarter of them. She's the biggest tire biter there is."