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Zelda: The Wind Waker

An irreparable smear on the Legend of Zelda franchise, complete with awful graphics, linear dungeons, and mind numbingly repetitive gameplay. Can't hold a candle to the masterpiece that is Majora's Mask.

Man, I can't believe I spent $50 on Zelda: The Wind Waker.

by alt + f4 July 19, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 92๐Ÿ‘Ž


polish wind tunnel

Farting while engaged in 69, giving a Dutch Blindfold, or at any point where the person giving you a blowjob's head is between your thighs.

Sometimes used during Sigma Chi initiation.

I do not care how pissed Lisa was. Bitting down is way too harsh a response to a Polish Wind Tunnel.

by AppleB July 21, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 3, 2007

50๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 16, 2011

1๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas October 16, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


wind my watch

when someone does something that is an immediate turn on to a significant other.

You really know how to wind my watch the way you grind up on me.

by thisisforyouandrewfulcher June 5, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Electric Wind Nut Fist

Short: EWNF

A sex act where you nut on your fist and punch the other person in the jaw.

Usually involves eccentric moans like "DORYA" and leaves the receiving person in an electrifying state.

Kazuya: "I EWNF'd Stacy 6 times yesterday, man the execution needed was sick!"

Lars: "Becky wants me to Electric Wind Nut Fist her but I can't seem to get it done."

by CoomyKazuya April 9, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž