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When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.
Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!
The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.
The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.
The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.
f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)
This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.
Person 2: Eh, they're too large.
Person 1: Nonsense!
Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.
My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.
The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
The act of masturbation by moving your hand up and down the penis emulating the launching of a shuttle craft over and over again.
"Billy, what were you doing in the bathroom so long!"
"I was launching the hand-shuttle mom!"
The asshole who autocorrected “Michael Afton” to “Eggs Benedict”
Michael: Hand unit changed my correct name to a food.
A term used widely in small villages in the Ozarks for a "remote controller".
Can refer to those used by televisions or gaming consoles.
"Hey bro, can you pass me the hand controller?"
Masturbation when done by a male. The man's penis is thrust into a hole created by the hand quickly and repeatedly until he ejaculates.
1. I need to find a love box for my pork sword, I've been stabbing my hand too much lately.
2. You would've thought I wanted to commit murder last night, I was stabbing the hand all night long.