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Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.

by Captain Batesalot March 24, 2011


a badger

a person/ being who sleeps all day regardless of their priorities. They shed hair, eye lashes and contact lenses all year round, you will find their sheddings everywhere you go. This person/ being may also have slight traits of adhd. They have a certain nature about them which makes it obvious they are a badger.

hey look over there they could be a badger being.

by tidgems February 17, 2024


fanny badger

A dirty homeless man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden

"Look, John! It's that dirty old fanny badger again!"

by Bigfoot18 June 11, 2012


Fanny Badger

A recently single legend of the game who's reputation procedes him and is hitting the dating scene like a bat out of hell.

"Dude I'm single again, Its time for the rise of the fanny badger."
OR
"The fanny badger is reborn"

by Sa12356 June 9, 2019


glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina

: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her

by glenng421 June 7, 2011