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chris sturniolo is one of the hottest people you will ever see. watching the triplets videos are the best. chris sturniolo appreciates his brothers and love them very much. he is super duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper hot.
“who’s that hit boy that sits on the left in those car videos?”
“oh that’s chris sturniolo”
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Chris Clogumbus thought he found America, but he had accidentally discovered India. The Indish people ate his lungs, as a welcoming tradition in their religion. They all ate cheese and lived happily ever after. dne ehT
Chris Clogumbus was very clogumby
The process in which you get Rocked at the Oscar's
Donald: hahahaha G. I Jane 2 baldilocks
Jack: *gets Chris Rocked*
People in background: *gasp* he just got Christ Rocked infront of everyone omg
so much of a fucking legend he doesn't even have a definition, Liquid Chris was one of the biggest trolls of Chris chan (AKA Solid Chris, who was a manchild on the internet who wanted to get desperately laid but always failed) where instead of making fun of him for being a manchild on the internet like other trolls, he posed as "the real chris chan" with his impression of him, and did everything he did but better. calling out chris chan's insecurities, causing him to get VERY quickly angry, one day they held a constest called " The Singstar challenge" where they fought with music, ended up with liquid winning. Liquid went on to become a cancer researcher, while Solid went to jail, and has recently become popular due to the infamous fnf mod along with the rumor of chris chan escaping prison.
if you dont know who chris chan is, search it up, its a HUGE rabbit hole.
"Would the REAL chris chan use a fake mic?"
"Liquid Chris is the KING of trolling"
champion, appeared in movies such as rush hour 1 and 2.. the dance he does in rush hour 1 after he shoots the boot full of explosives is pure genius!
yo, im gonna need one of those ear peice things immediatly
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Chris Colfer play an openly gay student on the popular tv show Glee. He won a Golden Globe for his insane talents, which just goes to show all the dicks that bullied him in high school.
Bully 1: Hey do you remember Chris Colfer from high school?
Bully 2: Yeah I heard he just won a Golden Globe.
Bully 1: Man we really should have been nicer to him.
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To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse
"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":
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