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Micro-weed

Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.

Vince : Hey man, my weed is getting me high but i got no taste
Barry : yeah , it's micro-weed!

by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009


Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013


Weed Family

A community in which members take turns retrieving weed for the group to share.

Oleg - "What is a weed family?"
Mike - "A weed family is FUCKYOU"

by guymin September 9, 2011


Hood Weed

Bomb ass weed you find in your cities worst ghetto. Usually smells like shit.

Person 1: Aye man you got some weed on you?

Person 2: Yeah man I got some of that hood weed from Orange Mound.

Person 1: Oh shit we gon be blowin good dope tonight!

by stvnstlr June 29, 2019


Weed Whacker

A person who tends to smoke alotta Marijuana.

He smokes 10 joints a day...what a weed whacker!

by DJ Sami January 9, 2006

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Jag weed

a person who is a complete ass hole

You are a jag weed.

by SIdeHoe#1234567809 August 21, 2015

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Dumba Weed

The Ancient african healing weed only found at the drug dealers on piquette ave and brush st in Detroit Michigan. Or in Africa. Also makes you hallucinate Extremly. So much that it gets to the ponint that some people have reported looking at a pillow and seeing "pillow pants". Also sees many childhood memorys like action figures in real life. Barbara Bush

Hey yo niggam you hear that dave chappelle went ova to Africa to got find some mouthfuking dumba weed. That shit is wack.

by pablo wetback August 26, 2006

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